LIGHTS ON! Southern Hemisphere

I found a bracelet similar to the one in the ad, on my bed one recent day after having shopped at Walmart. At that time of finding a bracelet, I don’t know whether that same bracelet had already fallen out of my Walmart shopping bag or was already on my bed. Right after having found that same bracelet, I noticed a foreign-looking hair attached to that pictured bottle of one of my own food-supplements, which I take for weight loss. When I had been shopping at Walmart that day, I noticed a certain man had stood briefly behind and to the left side of my shopping cart while I had been shopping for and standing next to the men’s belts. Did that same man drop that same bracelet into one of my Target shopping bags that I had brought, filled with some Target merchandise, into that same Walmart with me on that same day during that same instance of shopping? Why, right after that curious but subtle incident, which I had briefly observed with my own peripheral vision, after I had just purchased my particular Walmart merchandise on that occasion, did two Walmart employees, two women, in particular, one an older Caucasian and the other an Asian-American, stop me at that Walmart’s front entrance and question me as to why that front door had sounded an alarm? I told them that my Wahl hair trimmer had done it. I knew it had because it had already sounded the front-door alarm at a certain sports apparel store in Bakersfield, California at Valley Plaza Mall. I don’t remember off-hand the name of that store because I didn’t buy anything there on that same day. The employee, a young brunette, standing at that store’s front entrance made me find, from within my Target shopping bags, the particular product that had sounded the alarm. Did a stranger sleep on my bed or did someone secretly give me a bracelet for some reason having to do with the one in your below ad? How did a stranger’s hair, dark brown, as it is, end up on one of my food-supplement bottles? I think that I would have noticed the hair already if it had been there before. That particular food supplement contains what I think might be the key ingredient to my weight-loss success: a certain probiotic called, according to that same bottle’s label, as far as I can remember without checking that label again, something like “fermentus.”