Can someone
please help me find my Canon Citibank MasterCard? I gave it to a Chevrolet dealer when I bought a Chevette. It was my very first card. I didn’t know I was
supposed to ask for my card back. Where is it now? After I had lost that card,
I smashed that Chevette. Someone had started spying on me.
Did I swallow a moon rock or something like a moon rock, like heated vermiculite that one of my mother’s friends might have placed in a corner of one of my mother’s pre-baked lasagnas? Did that friend of my mother go to our family house one day with four particles of vermiculite concealed in one of her hands, curiously not touch my mother that day upon arriving at our family’s doorstep, and while my mother wasn't looking, quickly drop each piece of vermiculite into one of each corner of the pan of pre-baked lasagna that my mother had already set on the kitchen counter? Had that friend of my mother already found out that heating vermiculite creates a chemical reaction that results in a mineral similar to moon rock? Did she tell my mother to give me a piece of lasagna in the middle, knowing my mother would then give me a corner piece? Did I get a corner piece of that post-baked lasagna and swallow a piece of heated vermiculite? Did it get lodged in my gallbladder and there make a polyp, as revealed in an ultrasound scan?
Is vermiculite, which is a type of exfoliating, or expanding when heated, iron-containing, post-volcanic phyllosilicate, similar to the silica-containing post-volcanic moon-rock mineral, Tholeiitic basalt?
Did that Chevrolet dealer give that credit card to Union Terminal, which then became
Omnimax Theater, financed by Citibank, in competition with Canon using an IMAX camera, which rotates around in a turret on top of a 2008 Dodge Ram 3500 4x4 (see page 27 of How It Works, Issue 49) to film tornadoes in Southeastern California?
Did someone put my card inside that
Dodge Ram and put a moon rock next to it? Does that Dodge, converted into a
tornado-chaser and given a California license plate,
chase storms in Southeastern California
(for a map showing storms in Southeastern California, see page B10 of The
Bakersfield Californian, Sunday, July 21, 2013)? Does an outer space planetary
rover being tested in the Mojave Desert near Death Valley detect that moon rock
inside that Dodge Ram, spy on that card, see my name and account number on it,
and locate me with its X-ray Detector and Infrared Laser Beam (see page 54 of
How It Works, Issue 49)?
Did I swallow a moon rock or something like a moon rock, like heated vermiculite that one of my mother’s friends might have placed in a corner of one of my mother’s pre-baked lasagnas? Did that friend of my mother go to our family house one day with four particles of vermiculite concealed in one of her hands, curiously not touch my mother that day upon arriving at our family’s doorstep, and while my mother wasn't looking, quickly drop each piece of vermiculite into one of each corner of the pan of pre-baked lasagna that my mother had already set on the kitchen counter? Had that friend of my mother already found out that heating vermiculite creates a chemical reaction that results in a mineral similar to moon rock? Did she tell my mother to give me a piece of lasagna in the middle, knowing my mother would then give me a corner piece? Did I get a corner piece of that post-baked lasagna and swallow a piece of heated vermiculite? Did it get lodged in my gallbladder and there make a polyp, as revealed in an ultrasound scan?
Is vermiculite, which is a type of exfoliating, or expanding when heated, iron-containing, post-volcanic phyllosilicate, similar to the silica-containing post-volcanic moon-rock mineral, Tholeiitic basalt?
Does that particular Dodge Ram have vermiculite in its brake linings? Was the piece of mineral on the credit card not
really vermiculite, which is never magnetic, but instead, ilmenite, a weakly
magnetic moon rock, which contains iron, magnesium, and titanium, that the
Hubble Space Telescope can see? "Ilmenite has been found in Moon rocks, and is typically highly enriched in
magnesium similar to the kimberlitic association. In 2005[14] NASA used the
Hubble Space Telescope to locate potentially ilmenite-rich locations. This
mineral could be essential to an eventual Moon base, as ilmenite would provide
a source of iron and titanium for the building of structures and essential
oxygen extraction.”
Besides the Hubble, can the California rover also see it?
In Ulvö Islands, Sweden, ulvite, an earthly and lunar basalt mineral containing titanium oxide and iron, oxidizes, or decomposes
in oxygen, to ilmenite and magnetite, which often reveals “rock magnetism.” Does the
California rover detect rock magnetism in the TIV2's oxidizing
ulvite? Titanomagnetite is a layered iron ore containing iron, titanium,
and vanadium with a special niche. On Mars, rovers have found that mineral, titanomagnetite,
apparently a by-product of oxidized Martian iron. "Observations of the Mars Exploration Rovers’ magnetic dust traps suggest that
about 45% of the elemental iron in atmospheric dust is maximally (3+) oxidized
and that nearly half exists in titanomagnetite.”
South Africa and India are two major producers of
ilmenite, specifically, Richards Bay Minerals on Richards Bay in South Africa and Rare Earths Limited, owned by the
government of India.
Does that rover locate me by finding the same kind of mineral combination stuck inside that Dodge Ram also stuck inside my gall bladder? Did a piece of vermiculite inside my body heat up and expand, getting lodged inside my gall bladder, thereby causing me to have a certain condition called jaundice, i.e., an elevation of blood-borne bilirubin, a certain yellow-pigmented by-product of fat metabolism in the liver?
Did that Chevrolet dealer give that friend of my mother my Canon Citibank
MasterCard because that woman had demonstrated to the car salespeople a magic
trick about how a warmed piece of vermiculite amazingly sticks like magic to a
credit card’s metallic strip? Does ilmenite, a “primary ore of titanium," plus magnetite and titanium oxide, or
oxidized titanium, equal titanomagnetite? Ilmenite is used in paints, aircraft,
bicycles, and artificial limbs. Magnetite is a popular type of jewelry and also
makes up brake linings, the car's internal
location where the brake converts kinetic energy into heat. "Magnetite is included in the titanomagnetite category when found in close penetration with ilmenite and other titanium minerals (decomposition structure of solid solutions)."
Did that woman demonstrate that same credit card trick to Union Terminal train personnel, who, with that, financed the renovations of that old station into the new Museum Center and Robert D. Lindner Family OMNIMAX Theater?
Prior to my Chevette smash-up, I flipped an AMC Gremlin. Later, Chrysler bought AMC. Did Dodge, the cars of which are manufactured by Chrysler, get in on a Union Terminal deal, still financed by both that
card and that moon rock, both still stuck inside its “Tornado Interceptor
Vehicle” or “TIV2"?
Did my credit card, located inside that TIV2, give Ford, getting NASA rover
images of that spied-on TIV2 and Batman comic images of that comic strip
Batmobile Tumbler design, use of that TIV2 design and Batman Tumbler
design for designing the Ford Kuga?
